Today I was in the bathroom
Me: William will you please get out and give mum some privacy
William: I want to watch you poop
Me: (sigh), William I am taking a shower. Get out please and give me some privacy
William: OKAAAAAAY! (he says as he walks out the door) but I don't know where the privacy is.
These pajamas used to be Kellers'. The first time I put William in these red long johns with complimentary butt flap, he wanted his blue pj's with the superman logo on front, which is what he wants to wear every night to bed. So I told him that these were Superman's pajamas, this is what superman wears to bed. Now months later he hasn't forgotten. He thinks he can fly when he wears these.
(He put my shoes on to "stretch" which means exercise in William language)
